So theres this new street cat I dubbed Count Dooku because every time I see him he's creepin around doing some serious dark side shit. He's also half black half white which always reminds me of Darth Tyranus because he was once part of the light side of the force and then succumbed to the dark side of the force He seems like an old school Heathcliff kinda alley cat that sharpens his claws on tires, pisses on peoples windshields, slammin into peoples bedroom windows and leaving his midiclorian count inside other street cats.
Apparently yesterday Count Dooku and my cat Anakin got in a brawl leaving my cat maimed and wounded. I guess the force was not with him this time.
May the Force be with most of you.