Sunday, November 23, 2008
It wasn't me
Security Guards at the Scientology Celebrity Centre shot and killed a man wielding a lightsaber earlier today. The man who has now become one with the Force was obviously not a Jedi since a Jedi would have had no problem deflecting the blaster shot. No word yet if the victim was challenging Tom Cruise to the title of Last Samurai.
Thanks to all those concerned people out there who contacted me immediatly after learning of this tradgedy to know of my well being.